Philadelphia, Pa—In a statement made to Binocular pigeon this morning, local idiot and greatest self promoter on the planet Arthur Kadyshes, announced that at approximately 1:45 a.m. tonight, he plans to do one or all of the following: change his facebook status update to " BEING FUCKING AWESOME" or update his blog
Kadayshes was heard saying "After I get back from Chester Bogart's , I intend to rock a new blog being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation. Although I do not yet know exactly what my blog will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid, I will use the term "sounding board" twice and the people who read it and take it so seriously will get pissed off."
Arthur aka ArthurKade, who rarely has been capable of formulating a strong idea let alone the mastery of the language required to express it, went on to guarantee that the majority of his blog would be misspelled to the point of incomprehension, that it would defy the laws of logic and that it would most definitely have elements that are both egocentric and overtly gay in nature.
"The result will be an astonishing combination of offensiveness, ignorance, and sheer awesomeness,"
Pressed for further details regarding his intended blog, Arthur who will comment under the Internet pseudonym "AK47" revealed that there is a strong possibility he will inadvertently post the blog twice.
After clicking the ''post this blog' button, I will immediately (F5) refresh the page so that I can view my own blog with my pictures hanging above it. It is the fruit of my labor . I will then notice that my blog entry has not appeared because the server has not immediately processed my request, become angry and confused, call Radio Babe for advice and then re-post the same blog with unintentional variations on the original wordings and misspellings, creating two slightly different yet equally moronic twins," he said. "It is my hope that this will illustrate both my childlike level of impatience and intelligence and my inability to retain a simple string of letters and symbols 30 seconds after having composed it."
A-Kade said he fully expects that his blog will spawn a series of comments from other idiots who read it, who will either agree with his spiritual journey , disagree with him completely, or call Arthur himself a "douchebag".
Either way - its entertaining as balls!!!